1 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,230 you can find me on and pless support me https://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven 2 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,520 Don't tell her, though, that I said anything to you. 3 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,540 You know, Rick, I don't give 7-Eleven enough credit. 4 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,520 You see what those ones look like in Asia? 5 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:26,140 Like, like little grocery stores? 6 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:26,860 Porty! 7 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,460 What's that, pal? 8 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:30,840 Yeah, the new pool's pretty great. 9 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,080 Who are you texting? 10 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:33,620 Nobody. 11 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:34,660 Nobody? 12 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:35,880 Yeah, nobody. 13 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:37,300 Okay, fine. 14 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:38,800 Kind of a weird response. 15 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,520 Isn't that weird? 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,720 Privacy is a thing. 17 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,480 Says the guy who puts cameras everywhere. 18 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:43,220 Whatever. 19 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,480 Whatcha building in here? 20 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:45,100 Freeze ray? 21 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,400 Kinda, actually. 22 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:47,940 Making a beer that chills itself. 23 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:48,400 Morty! 24 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,680 Why are you being weird? 25 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,300 Let go of my phone, Morty! 26 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,320 Are you texting? 27 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:55,620 Nobody! 28 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,300 God, son of a... Come on! 29 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,640 What the fuck? 30 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:01,580 It's fine! 31 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,500 The fuck? 32 00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:03,140 It's fine? 33 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:04,300 It's fine! 34 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,400 You're texting with that guy? 35 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,480 It's stupid, Morty. 36 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,760 Seriously, it's nothing. 37 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:42,240 Evil Morty's dangerous. 38 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,420 And evil! 39 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,040 Exactly. 40 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,580 Which is why sometimes he reaches out and threatens to erase our family. 41 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,880 Unless I... help him with stuff. 42 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,540 You work for that guy? 43 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,760 He's like a Q that makes me do things for him. 44 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:54,960 You know Q, Morty? 45 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,200 From Star Trek? 46 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:00,600 Okay, so imagine a cosmic gay guy obsessed with chess. 47 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:04,940 You gonna pick that up? 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,840 You gonna make this weird? 49 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,500 I'm not allowed to be concerned! 50 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,900 You sound insane right now. 51 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:10,180 Hello? 52 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:11,260 Shit. 53 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:11,720 What? 54 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,260 You don't answer my calls now? 55 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,760 Hi, Morty. 56 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,400 Yeah, feelings mutual. 57 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:19,500 Rick, I'm not interrupting something, am I? 58 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:24,360 I was just catching Morty here up on our... off-screen exploits. 59 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:26,840 You two don't share everything as a couple? 60 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,300 You know I hate you, right? 61 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:28,800 I do. 62 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,720 It's why I try to just tax... 63 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:32,920 Let's go. 64 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:36,350 What the heck? 65 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:38,340 Morty, you wanna come on this one? 66 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:40,160 At your own risk, obviously. 67 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,020 You know what? 68 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,180 Yeah, I will. 69 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:42,660 Morty. 70 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:44,020 Cool. 71 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,360 I think we can take him. 72 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:48,880 We? 73 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,360 Fuck you, I'm helpful. 74 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,780 You guys scheming over there? 75 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:52,220 No. 76 00:02:52,220 --> 00:02:52,220 Yes? 77 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,280 Right. 78 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:54,860 Morty, you haven't seen this. 79 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,820 Anything happens to me? 80 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:58,600 Gone. 81 00:02:59,040 --> 00:02:59,400 Forever. 82 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:00,960 Across all infinity. 83 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,840 Dude, they just sit there? 84 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:06,400 Always? 85 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,710 They're from an ideal hostage dimension where 86 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,900 everyone's super trusting and never has to shit. 87 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:12,360 There's no Morty. 88 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,460 If he erases you, he erases himself. 89 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,720 Can we move this along? 90 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,500 There's a guy eating the multiverse. 91 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:20,840 There's always a guy eating the multiverse. 92 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,420 His name is Frumble Wormple. 93 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,300 No, it's not. 94 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:23,860 It's not. 95 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,740 It calls itself the Collective. 96 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,700 At some point it'll reach the central finite curve, then it'll be our problem. 97 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:30,940 More exposition than I expected. 98 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:32,640 He does this to torture me. 99 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:33,440 No portals. 100 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,520 This thing absorbs our stuff and learns to make its own and we're fucked. 101 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:37,700 You're driving. 102 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:45,490 Do you guys usually talk, or is it different because I'm here? 103 00:03:45,650 --> 00:03:45,830 Morty. 104 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:46,670 We usually talk. 105 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:48,430 It's boring physics stuff, Morty. 106 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:52,370 And you two defend the central finite curve together? 107 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,550 Since when do you care about anything? 108 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:55,110 I don't. 109 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,430 That's why I make him do it. 110 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:57,830 Thank dick we're here. 111 00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:22,170 Oh, it sees us. 112 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:28,380 Get in the suit. 113 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:28,640 What? 114 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,660 Morty, this is multiversal galactic shit. 115 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,360 I have to focus a little harder than usual. 116 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:32,940 Get in the suit. 117 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,180 Make him wear the suit. 118 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:35,540 Evil Morty doesn't need the suit. 119 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,820 Morty, get in the suit or go home. 120 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:42,020 Oh, it disappears. 121 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:42,740 That's nifty. 122 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:44,160 What's that, nanomesh? 123 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:44,900 How's he breathing? 124 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,440 It recycles the oxygen internally. 125 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:47,300 Can he piss in there? 126 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:48,580 He can piss in there. 127 00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:49,740 I won't need to. 128 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,180 Okay, sample container's done. 129 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:06,420 Should be absorption proof. 130 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:07,340 Huh, pretty small. 131 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:07,760 Nice. 132 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,620 Good stuff, Morty. 133 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,280 Very helpful. 134 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,960 Load your fucking thing in. 135 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:18,310 All set. 136 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:19,450 Let's wrap this up. 137 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,800 You are tremendous to be attempting this. 138 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,780 It will be an honor to absorb you. 139 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,320 Don't let it touch you. 140 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,660 Car, clear out. 141 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:43,740 Way ahead of you. 142 00:05:54,260 --> 00:05:56,560 You can't outrun me. 143 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,000 You'll be me. 144 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:53,050 Oh, I get it. 145 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:06,510 Plant these charges. 146 00:07:12,690 --> 00:07:18,190 We have absorbed countless technologies, Rick Sanchez. 147 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:19,790 One of them will be your equal. 148 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:21,130 Nice of you to explain. 149 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:23,670 The more you understand of the collective, the 150 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:26,890 easier you will be for the collective to absorb. 151 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:28,130 Lucky me. 152 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:37,430 This is me, but it is coating something that is not me. 153 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:40,650 We are the collective. 154 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,830 I am the collective. 155 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:50,450 I did not say or think those things, and I don't think I sound like that. 156 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:53,790 What are these? 157 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:57,890 Uh, definitely not charges of some kind. 158 00:07:58,030 --> 00:08:00,250 I think that's exactly what they are. 159 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:02,810 I will absorb them. 160 00:08:04,270 --> 00:08:05,270 Shit. 161 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:10,690 I am the Threads of Time, bound and perfected. 162 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:14,150 And your time is up. 163 00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:20,970 What? 164 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:25,330 I do not understand. 165 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:27,570 I am the collective. 166 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,630 I absorb all. 167 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,630 Right, and you just absorbed a compression algorithm. 168 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:33,570 What? 169 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,670 Now you'll absorb yourself forever. 170 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:40,870 Impossible! 171 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:42,750 I am the collective! 172 00:08:45,550 --> 00:08:47,350 I am the collective! 173 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:52,970 Way to get captured. 174 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:54,570 Obviously not my fault. 175 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:56,230 You really fucked me there, Morty. 176 00:08:56,830 --> 00:08:59,090 Definitely not charges of some kind. 177 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,210 It was stressful, okay? 178 00:09:00,510 --> 00:09:01,630 That was... cheese. 179 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:03,810 Although, getting captured kind of worked out. 180 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:04,790 I didn't mind it. 181 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:05,890 I like talking to that guy. 182 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:07,910 Yeah, way better than the dude from last week. 183 00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:12,030 So you guys do stuff like that together a lot? 184 00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:14,270 Only sometimes. 185 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:15,810 Oh. 186 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:16,930 Should we hit a diner? 187 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:18,010 Is that crazy? 188 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:18,670 Get some waffles? 189 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:19,250 What? 190 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:19,850 No! 191 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,070 Rick, tell Morty we're getting waffles. 192 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,720 Something to drink. 193 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:33,990 One, uh, two milkshakes, actually. 194 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:35,510 Coffee with vodka in it. 195 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:36,570 Amen. 196 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:37,910 You have fun, Morty. 197 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,810 Today was actually a pretty good one. 198 00:09:39,990 --> 00:09:41,390 And you only threw us off a little. 199 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:42,250 My apologies. 200 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,250 All good. 201 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:45,250 Me and Rick just have a... rhythm. 202 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:47,010 It's a fiercely unsteady truce, Morty. 203 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,270 Either of us could backstab the other at any time. 204 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:50,790 I get why he never looped you in. 205 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:54,910 I mean, if I'm calling this guy, he must be this tall to ride, you know? 206 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:55,750 I'm sure. 207 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,330 Don't let him rile you up, Morty. 208 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:58,350 It's all dumb. 209 00:09:58,570 --> 00:10:01,830 Mostly just levitating with power and screaming as our eyes glow. 210 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,650 Sometimes we do a huge beam together. 211 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:04,650 What even are you? 212 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:05,210 Jesus. 213 00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:07,210 May I go to the bathroom, please? 214 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:09,250 I gotta give these waffles some runway. 215 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:10,450 What do I look like? 216 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:11,650 A bad guy? 217 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:13,530 You are... permitted. 218 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:16,530 He's a big softie once you get to know him, huh? 219 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,370 He even showed me some... time travel stuff. 220 00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:21,530 I'm gonna shove these waffles up your ass, pal. 221 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:22,290 Heavens. 222 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:23,430 What the fuck are you doing here? 223 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:24,650 You gonna replace me? 224 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:26,190 I'm not sure what you're talking about. 225 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:26,830 Uh-huh. 226 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:27,550 Homewrecker. 227 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:28,610 You see this? 228 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:31,490 All this messy... whatever this is? 229 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:32,990 It's weakness. 230 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:33,550 Fuck you. 231 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:34,790 You know what? 232 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:36,470 Maybe I will steal your grandpa. 233 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,170 But not because I love him. 234 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:39,570 Because you do. 235 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:40,650 Here we go. 236 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,230 Two milkshakes for the two kinds of Mortys. 237 00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:44,890 The one who does whatever he wants. 238 00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:46,990 And the one who sucks my grandpa's dick. 239 00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:48,190 You know what? 240 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,810 I'll drink both milkshakes. 241 00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:52,190 This dick is shit so big it changed my brain chemistry. 242 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,370 What are we doing? 243 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:54,710 We order those waffles yet? 244 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:55,330 Can we go? 245 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:57,430 Morty, I took such a nice shit. 246 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:58,990 Don't make him tug my leash again. 247 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,330 Oh, we can call it. 248 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:01,630 Boy, this was great, though. 249 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:03,090 Thanks for coming along, Morty. 250 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:05,790 Rick, we gotta do this after missions more often. 251 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:06,870 Uh-huh. 252 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:08,490 This one's on me. 253 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,290 And, uh, till next time, Gramps. 254 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:13,690 I winked. 255 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,470 Maybe you couldn't tell because of the eyepatch. 256 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:16,130 We could tell. 257 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,440 Blackmailing prick. 258 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:44,530 Motherfucker! 259 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:45,630 Yeah! 260 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:51,150 I don't understand. 261 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:55,190 I put the blueprints for that dumb fucking Omega device in the Omega device, Morty. 262 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:57,630 It even wiped from every possible reality. 263 00:11:57,730 --> 00:11:59,890 You mean... Yes, you possessive fucking nerd. 264 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:02,230 We're free of that hack bullshit once and for all. 265 00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:03,770 Uh-oh, sweet bliss. 266 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,930 I'm already forgetting what we're talking about. 267 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,710 God, he brought you along to flex. 268 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,030 He showed you his lair. 269 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,350 That overconfident little bitch. 270 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,150 Predictable bitch! 271 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,430 That's what happens when you get too used to winning, Morty. 272 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:16,150 You start sucking your own dick, Morty. 273 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:23,150 He's gonna be coming for us, Morty. 274 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:25,110 He's coming, and he's gonna be pissed. 275 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,410 He doesn't have the luxury of subtlety anymore. 276 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:28,710 That smug dick. 277 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,880 Don't wanna murder the shit out of me, Morty. 278 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,580 That's why I built this place, Morty. 279 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,780 This whole dimension is a bunker, Morty. 280 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:41,900 Oh, man. 281 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,540 We live in the bunker now, Morty. 282 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,160 We might be here forever, Morty. 283 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,620 Bunker dimension! 284 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,160 So, Evil Morty thinks he's my nemesis. 285 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,320 Mostly just sucks. 286 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,400 But he is deadly. 287 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:53,100 Swallow this. 288 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,300 It's a kind of body armor goo so you can take some hits. 289 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:55,980 But only some. 290 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,420 I'm not made of body armor goo. 291 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:58,460 What about Space Beth? 292 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,120 Space Beth is mean to me sometimes. 293 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,380 There's an evil version of Morty? 294 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,660 Yes, Jerry, obviously. 295 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:04,220 Keep up. 296 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,480 He's crafty, he's evil, he's a pussy-ass bitch. 297 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:10,320 He doesn't think I know this, but his stupid Akira palm laser has a cool down. 298 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,820 You get 20 seconds after firing it to tackle him. 299 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,460 If he corners you, yell a slur. 300 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,460 A bad slur. 301 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:15,880 What? 302 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,100 That reaction exactly. 303 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,100 The worse the slur, the more time it buys you. 304 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,900 Jerry, pretend to shit your pants in fear. 305 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,040 I'll see what I can do. 306 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,600 So we just live here now? 307 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:24,180 On high alert. 308 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,120 But also, open your heart to the joys of the bunker dimension. 309 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,300 There's normal plumbing, and your friends and neighbors all have combat training. 310 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,360 Like Bunker Gene here. 311 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:32,500 Oorah. 312 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,960 At ease, PG. 313 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Now, ballistics. 314 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,880 Evil Morty does have a force field. 315 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:37,760 It's annoying. 316 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,060 Is Bunker Gene from this dimension? 317 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,620 Or do you think we could have brought him here? 318 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,960 Seems like he used to be a marine. 319 00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:43,520 No whispering. 320 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,740 Whispering's the first step to turning on each other. 321 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,780 He might go for that too. 322 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,020 Classic bunker maneuver. 323 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,040 Just let us stew in here until we go insane. 324 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:52,680 So we can't go insane, even if we live here forever. 325 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,160 More questions? 326 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,640 No further questions. 327 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,530 Do you wish I was smarter? 328 00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:04,210 Oh, Morty, have some dignity. 329 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,390 I don't know, maybe it was all an act. 330 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:11,030 But he's powerful and confident, and you guys had real chemistry. 331 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:13,230 I can't even do chemistry homework. 332 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,390 He wears a villain accessory, Morty. 333 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,870 We are closing the book on this. 334 00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,050 Evil Morty sucks. 335 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:18,910 You promise? 336 00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:19,990 I promise. 337 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:20,590 Phew. 338 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,090 And you're sure he can't break in? 339 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:23,870 It's unlikely. 340 00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:25,630 Unless he's canonically mastered the tech needed 341 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,170 to board through dimensional infrastructure. 342 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,170 I don't know, I don't keep track of that stuff. 343 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:35,410 I'm happy you don't like him more than me, Rick. 344 00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:37,910 I think this one might be for keepsies, Morty. 345 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:38,830 Shoot to kill. 346 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,010 Roger that. 347 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,870 Did it work, sir? 348 00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:58,890 It worked. 349 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,210 You 350 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:17,600 built a bunker dimension just for me. 351 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:18,620 I don't have to lie here. 352 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,160 I built it for a bunch of reasons. 353 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,540 You're not special, pal. 354 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,600 I don't need to be. 355 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,140 You're gonna watch me kill him. 356 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,260 Oh man, you sound as pressed as Morty was. 357 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:31,600 You do have a lot in common. 358 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,400 That's cute. 359 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,840 How many of those you got left? 360 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,300 Like, two? 361 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:40,620 Is it two? 362 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,080 Three? 363 00:15:42,280 --> 00:17:33,470 Oh, fuck you! 364 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,630 You're really gonna do this? 365 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,610 You're really gonna try to make him shoot me? 366 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:37,590 That's your trick? 367 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:40,470 Just say your whole plan out loud so he doesn't suspect you? 368 00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:42,530 Shit. 369 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,010 I really do hate you guys. 370 00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:00,070 No, you don't. 371 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,530 That's the real reason you need to kill us right now. 372 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,030 Because for Rick, making me jealous was an act. 373 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,370 But for you? 374 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:08,230 Yeah, run, bitch. 375 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:10,930 You leaned in hard because you thought it was real. 376 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:11,790 Damn, Morty. 377 00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,110 I saw what I saw, Rick. 378 00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,250 He's got a big ol' crush on you. 379 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,410 I'd like to deny it, Morty. 380 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:17,890 But I'm pretty irresistible. 381 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:26,390 Well, maybe it's us who need to run, bitch. 382 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:32,650 Jerry! 383 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,010 Not helping, Dad! 384 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,390 Twenty seconds! 385 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,510 Jump him! 386 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,270 Get your little iPad, you piece of shit! 387 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,230 You like that? 388 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,250 That little time device you showed me? 389 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:54,570 I made one too. 390 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:55,990 Just like the portal gun. 391 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,790 Always struck me as odd that Rick's don't do time travel. 392 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,150 I get that it's messy, but so are you. 393 00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:04,410 Anyways, good thing I'm not a Rick. 394 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,410 Hey, that's what I can see! 395 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:11,370 You're surrounded for a thousand years in any direction, you sick fuck! 396 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,880 Thanks for the tip-off. 397 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,740 A lot of people freezing time these days. 398 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,880 Just a concerned citizen officer. 399 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,180 This societal breakdown is what it is. 400 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,740 Nobody pulling over for ambulances no more neither. 401 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,140 Alright, get him out of here. 402 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,020 I want this kid processed yesterday. 403 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,820 Hey, wait up! 404 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,920 What? 405 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,060 Oh shit! 406 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,640 You touch me with that hand again and I'll fucking cube it, pal. 407 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:04,940 You're nothing. 408 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,480 You're less than nothing. 409 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,340 Morty's right. 410 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,440 You do have a crush. 411 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,000 You needed the cops to win. 412 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,150 Ugh, scoreboard. 413 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,340 Sorry, Morty. 414 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:15,960 You made it weird. 415 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200 We were never a thing. 416 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:17,960 Uh-huh. 417 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,080 Enjoy prison, fucker! 418 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,720 Season nine, baby. 419 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,940 Only an indefinite number more. 420 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,280 Sure glad we didn't have to use those slurs. 421 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560 Oh my god, same. 422 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,600 You had one ready? 423 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,020 No, don't act like you didn't. 424 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,920 Let's all say them at the same time. 425 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,980 Three, two, one. 426 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,660 Ew! 427 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,040 Ew! 428 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,540 Wow! 429 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,680 Evil Morty off the board for good, huh? 430 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,280 What are you gonna do now, Rick? 431 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,860 Nothing but green, you know? 432 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,020 Green grass in front of us, baby. 433 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,080 I need a vacation. 434 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:52,700 Oh. 435 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,440 Nice. 436 00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,980 But you do like me more than him. 437 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,120 Don't be needy, Morty. 438 00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:37,450 When are you in for, ape? 439 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:38,530 This is it? 440 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:41,190 You're not gonna put me in stasis for all of time? 441 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,270 Or, I don't know, remove my consciousness? 442 00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:43,890 What? 443 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,830 Bro, this shit's supposed to be punitive. 444 00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,310 What the hell sucks about going to sleep? 445 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,750 Nah, little man. 446 00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,610 Y'all gonna be eating mush on a tray. 447 00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,750 With like big aggro dudes that call you fish, relentlessly. 448 00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:55,450 Damn. 449 00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:57,250 I mean, you can get jacked. 450 00:21:57,370 --> 00:21:59,990 But even then, you gotta hustle for that protein. 451 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,290 You guys have prison pegs. 452 00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:02,610 We have forever to do it. 453 00:22:07,670 --> 00:22:09,130 Did you get any of that? 454 00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:11,150 you can find me on and pless support me https://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven